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  1. we need a laughing smiley cause I'm laughing.
  2. You think it's cold there? Come to Pennsylvania. It's snowing. Welcome to Adam's Forums!
  3. My wife actually loves that stuff. I think it's really cat food.
  4. We need a list. DAMN! I just looked outside. It's f'n snowing. Hey Jason.............thanks for the better smileys.
  5. It always amazes me that people will look at a Corvette and think "can't get good gas mileage on that thing. You must have a lot of money". Then you tell them you get close to 30 mpg on highway driving and I just love to see the look of disbelief on their faces. Good story- I was at a car show this summer, and they had a two seater class (no corvette class). I tried to enter that class, but they assigned me to the modified class. I assumed this was because I have some chrome in the engine. Well, when the judging was almost done, they hadn't been around to judge my car. So they sent the judges from the two seater class, who refused to judge my car because I was in modified. So they got the "head" judge know it all. He looked at the Vette and said (and this is verbatum) "this car belongs in modified because it has a trunk. Corvettes don't have trunks". I just looked at him and thought "are you that stupid"? LOL. I got first anyhow.
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    Posting Pictures

    I've been having photobucket issues too, but the problem is with photobucket, not here. Try using the control/c keys once you've highlighted the address, then paste into the little yellow box above. that works.
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    Joke Thread

    I'll go first. Italian Pregnancy An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?' At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him. 'You a gonna try again.' :D:D:D
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    Awesome!!

    VetteGirl, I've offered many times to be your cabana boy, but you've never taken me up on it. How come?
  9. My son-in-law just got an F 250, fully loaded, some kind of anniversary edition. It's a monster! Great fun to drive.
  10. Hey Tom! Welcome to AF! That's a nice Avalon. My wife's been bugging me for one of those. How do you like it?
  11. Well, only people who drive blue Vettes aren't. People who drive black ones are very technical.
  12. Hi Big J! Welcome to the site. Let's see some pics of your rides.
  13. Importing from other sites till Jason gets some cooler ones.
  14. Definitely! ............................where's the babes section?
  15. I would gladly offer up my black vette for testing new products. Cause I know that there would never be anything in them to harm my car.
  16. WOW!! That made an awesome difference! Great job!
  17. I think it means you were smart enough to "find" this site.
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