lawson4450 Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Im on another forum on flashlights and this person decided to share a story that someone had written on there i was in tears reading this lol Ahh, what a beautiful evening; the leaves have all turned colors and the loamy smell of Fall permeates the neighborhood. Of course I don't mind walking the dogs. No streetlights by the lake make for a nice, dark hike. Cash, the bigger of the two giant Great Pyrenees dogs (154#,70Kg) makes his move first. A particularly attractive pile of leaves becomes Ground Zero for what can only be described as an unfortunate incident. - one worthy of a dog who chases away bears. Standing there slack-jawed, repulsed and amazed by the sheer volume of ejecta before me, it hit me. I have to pick this up. OK. Ebay-special "3 Watt" Lux III in mouth, bag over right hand, in for the grab. Uh-oh. This is going to require assistance from the left, already occupied by the leashes and unprotected !!! A quick balance and flip of the sack leaves me with the distinct impression that there has been a breach in the system - escaping material from the knot area has attacked Lefty and has contaminated Righty in the attempt to seal off the bag ! Flashlight in mouth, ordure on both hands, several hundred pounds of dog attached at the wrist - and suddenly I'm under attack. A tiny moth, attracted to the creamy white beam emanating from the beacon in my pie-hole, finds my left eye. Now, what's the very first thing you do when something gets in your eye? That's right, you PUT YOUR FINGER THERE !!! Now I have leaked material on both hands and eyeball, an insect is doing the backstroke in my tear duct, and the dogs now think Daddy's PLAYING. They proceed to pull me around in the dark, covered in dung and half-blind. This went on for a while. The dogs really like the Fall weather. It's a miracle I made it home. I still can't see out of my left eye, unsure if it's due to the moth or the merde . Do you think a headlamp would have prevented this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris@Adams Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolth Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 that's just too funny:lolsmack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc2hill Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 He paints quite a vivid, un-pretty picture! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w0lfy Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 i was like and then like and the dudes writing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug123 Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Headlamp, and rubber gloves, minimum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawson4450 Posted November 14, 2010 Author Share Posted November 14, 2010 my wife and I were in tears as i read this to her lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Adam's Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Oh man... that is not a good end to your day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormChaser Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Awe man!!! That is hysterical!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDepthAutoDetailing Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 That's too funny! I'm gonna send this link to my sister since she has a Great Pyrenees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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