Junkman2008 Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrBaV5MvX_4?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrBaV5MvX_4?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueGenCoupe Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I always find a Fart funny.. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris@Adams Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 That sounds like you milk man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianT Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 That was the "best" thing that was said all night!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Ever been around really old people? All they have to do is take a step and pffft! Next step......pfft! They're walking fart machines! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duramaxsky Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I did not see any dog there to blame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman2008 Posted June 18, 2011 Author Share Posted June 18, 2011 I always find a Fart funny.. :lol: So did the board members! That sounds like you milk man! Keep it up and I'll PM you one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill-V8V Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 That sounds like you milk man! :lolsmack::lolsmack: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianT Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Keep it up and I'll PM you one! Can you PM a sound??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill-V8V Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Ever been around really old people? All they have to do is take a step and pffft! Next step......pfft! They're walking fart machines! Well it wasn't me so it must have been YOU I was laughing so hard listening to that I woke the dog's up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman2008 Posted June 18, 2011 Author Share Posted June 18, 2011 Well it wasn't me so it must have been YOU I was laughing so hard listening to that I woke the dog's up Then that video has served its purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillB Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 :lol: I think I was more amused at how the one dude couldn't keep himself from laughing. "you know long after were gone, there still going to be discussing that" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbreyer Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 I'm that one dude that cant stop laughing:jester: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman2008 Posted June 21, 2011 Author Share Posted June 21, 2011 I'm the one who can't stop farting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krewsman Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 I can't stop laughing either--it must be my inner 8-year old... That councilwoman at the end was trying her best to maintain at least a semblance of decorum, her lip must have been bloody from biting it!:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman2008 Posted June 21, 2011 Author Share Posted June 21, 2011 (edited) I can tell you exactly what happened as this has happened to me before. The "farter" was easing out a silent but deadly. The only problem is this requires very good abs because you really have to crunch your stomach to ease out one that is pretty long. Well, Fartman thought that he had eased out the majority of that fart and loosened up his stomach muscles too early and that is what doomed him. That's exactly why it came out as a squeaker. He was trying to hold that bad boy back! That second one was when he just said, "Oh what the hell!" Yep. I'm a fartologist. I could write a book! Edited June 21, 2011 by Junkman2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill-V8V Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 The first thing I did was scan the room to see if you were there :lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman2008 Posted June 22, 2011 Author Share Posted June 22, 2011 The first thing I did was scan the room to see if you were there :lol::lol: I don't do squeakers. I go full bore and clear the benches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbreyer Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 I can tell you exactly what happened as this has happened to me before. The "farter" was easing out a silent but deadly. The only problem is this requires very good abs because you really have to crunch your stomach to ease out one that is pretty long. Well, Fartman thought that he had eased out the majority of that fart and loosened up his stomach muscles too early and that is what doomed him. That's exactly why it came out as a squeaker. He was trying to hold that bad boy back! That second one was when he just said, "Oh what the hell!" Yep. I'm a fartologist. I could write a book! Thanks for the write up on the science behind a silent but deadly. Sounds like you have years of research on this topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman2008 Posted June 22, 2011 Author Share Posted June 22, 2011 Thanks for the write up on the science behind a silent but deadly. Sounds like you have years of research on this topic. I can tell you that a fart is nothing more than a booty applause. I've stood on a mirror as a kid and watched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbreyer Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Well then i'm just gonna leave you to your research then. That image is permanently burnt in my brain thanks:willy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman2008 Posted June 22, 2011 Author Share Posted June 22, 2011 Well then i'm just gonna leave you to your research then. That image is permanently burnt in my brain thanks:willy: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandra Dee Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 I can tell you that a fart is nothing more than a booty applause. I've stood on a mirror as a kid and watched. Whhhaatttt?? Ok junkybabes...that takes the booty cake.lol Sent from my DROIDX using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman2008 Posted June 22, 2011 Author Share Posted June 22, 2011 Whhhaatttt?? Ok junkybabes...that takes the booty cake.lol Sent from my DROIDX using Tapatalk I was a experimental kind of kid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krewsman Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 AJ, I thought of you today when another child-like friend of mine sent this to me--note the label on the bottom red box... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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