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My Dog Food Diet......Laughs Promised!!!


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Yesterday I was at my local Wegman's buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog, and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think? .., that I had an elephant?


So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.


I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.


(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)


Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.


Wegman's won't let me shop there anymore.




Thanks to my good friend Richie Defabrizio for the belly laugh!!

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We just rescued our first dog yesterday. 4 month old Australian Cattle Dog. After 2 days of family meetings on names, we chose the name Jake.... Lol


Almost named him Adam.


And Buster cos he jumped out of the cart at pet smart and busted his head.


Jake won tho.

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