Adam Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 LAST TRIP TO WEGMAN'S Yesterday I was at my local Wegman's buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog, and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think? .., that I had an elephant? So because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. ; (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stopped to pee on a fire hydrant and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard. Wegman's won't let me shop there anymore. :lol: Thanks to my good friend Richie Defabrizio for the belly laugh!! THE Mook 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue04SSS Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Hahaha that is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChargerMatt Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 LMAO Hahahaha I really hope I have the chance to use this in the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYBEN Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 nice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ryan Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redneck08sierra Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 thanks for the laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewy Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 This is a pretty old joke, but still too funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris@Adams Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odds and Ends Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Funny I should read this read right before heading out to Wegmans for a lunch break.....hmmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark L Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 One of the best stories I've heard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Adam's Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 RICHIE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natch02 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Ha. Thats a great one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gone & Forgotten Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Hilarious. We just rescued our first dog yesterday. 4 month old Australian Cattle Dog. After 2 days of family meetings on names, we chose the name Jake.... Lol Almost named him Adam. And Buster cos he jumped out of the cart at pet smart and busted his head. Jake won tho. THE Mook 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimitedDodge Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 (edited) Now that's funny.... One of the things I miss about living in Rochester was the Wegmans stores. They just opened a restaurant recently. Edited June 26, 2013 by LimitedDodge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYBEN Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 holy resurrected thread Batman! Performance Auto Detailing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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