Z71_Denali Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 i figured this would be a fun thread that will either die in flames or become viral. post a funny (appropriate) joke and see if anyone answers it right i'll start us off! Why did the cowboy adopt a Dachshund? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) He wanted to get a long little doggie? What has 10 letters and starts with gas? Edited February 22, 2013 by Tim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc2hill Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 What has 10 letters and starts with gas? Motorcycle What brown and sounds like a bell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYBEN Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Dung Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBlack151 Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 He had no-body to go with! What's the sexiest animals on the farm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYBEN Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Brown Chicken-Brown Cow What sound do you hear when a water truck and a vinegar truck collide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gone & Forgotten Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 DOUCHE! How do you make a Kleenex dance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYBEN Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 Put a little boogie in it. How does a man take a bubble bath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 He eats beans for dinner. What grows down as it grows up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAYBEN Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 A goose What disease did cured ham have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GXPaycheck Posted February 22, 2013 Share Posted February 22, 2013 What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyAtAdamsAustralia Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuckster Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? Beer nuts are $1.75......... Deer nuts are under a Buck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuckster Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horses butt??? A mechanic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gone & Forgotten Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 You post the punch line to the prior joke then post a joke WITHOUT the punch line. C'mon people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z71_Denali Posted February 25, 2013 Author Share Posted February 25, 2013 Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino? because he was on a roll! How did the hipster burn his mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 because he was on a roll! How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool. What is the circumference of a jack-o-lantern? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diggerdan11 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 He ate his pizza before it was cool. What is the circumference of a jack-o-lantern? I think you said that wrong, it should be: What do you get when you divide the circumfrerence of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi What does a nosey pepper do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 I think you said that wrong, it should be: What do you get when you divide the circumfrerence of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi What does a nosey pepper do? You version makes more sense, mine is the way my nephew told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z71_Denali Posted February 25, 2013 Author Share Posted February 25, 2013 I think you said that wrong, it should be: What do you get when you divide the circumfrerence of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin pi What does a nosey pepper do? sneeze a lot! what do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowerc Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 pregnant? What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuckster Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 pregnant? What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? full. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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