Rich Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 I went to a couple of car dealerships last week, and the first one I stopped at was Kia, well nothing caught my eye, but the price was right, then I went to a Ford dealer, again nothing really caught my eye, but I looked anyway, then I go to the Chevy dealer, well I see one that I like, the dealer does the once over with me, then he pops the trunk, disapointed, I looked at the dealer and said, "Well, Theres something missing" the dealer ,puzzled asks "What"? I said "at the ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car"! Smiling the dealer says "Thats so they can walk home"! :lolsmack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigred vette Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 I went to a couple of car dealerships last week, and the first one I stopped at was Kia, well nothing caught my eye, but the price was right, then I went to a Ford dealer, again nothing really caught my eye, but I looked anyway, then I go to the Chevy dealer, well I see one that I like, the dealer does the once over with me, then he pops the trunk, disapointed, I looked at the dealer and said, "Well, Theres something missing" the dealer ,puzzled asks "What"? I said "at the ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car"! Smiling the dealer says "Thats so they can walk home"!:lolsmack: HEY!!! I posted that one on DC before.:cheers: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11chevz71 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 (edited) I went to a couple of car dealerships last week, and the first one I stopped at was Kia, well nothing caught my eye, but the price was right, then I went to a Ford dealer, again nothing really caught my eye, but I looked anyway, then I go to the Chevy dealer, well I see one that I like, the dealer does the once over with me, then he pops the trunk, disapointed, I looked at the dealer and said, "Well, Theres something missing" the dealer ,puzzled asks "What"? I said "at the ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car"! Smiling the dealer says "Thats so they can walk home"! :lolsmack: Great LOve it, Like i say ford will give you all kind of surprises. Edited June 8, 2009 by 11chevz71 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Well, then, I better find a new one! How's this one? A blond was rollerblading with her headphones on. She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a hair cut. She told the hair stylist he could not take off the headphones. The stylist replied "no" so the blond left. She went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. The stylist replied "ok". After a while, the blond fell asleep in the chair. The stylist took off the headphones and the blonde died on the spot. Confused at what happened, the stylist put on the headphones to hear what she was listening to. The headphones said "breath in, breath out" :lolsmack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigred vette Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 So thats why Bill was turning blue when I took off those headphones. :lolsmack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 So thats why Bill was turning blue when I took off those headphones. :lolsmack: Leave them off longer next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill-V8V Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Keep it up Kevin and I'll take away your key to the moderators bathroom :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigred vette Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Keep it up Kevin and I'll take away your key to the moderators bathroom :lol::lol: :lol::lol: Ok Bob, ill stop. But can you PLEASE put the toilet seat up when your done. :jester: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 :lol::lol: Ok Bob, ill stop. But can you PLEASE put the toilet seat up when your done. :jester: Man, that's gotta stink. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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