JJ1o87 Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Not sure if this is still on, but here is my all time favorite classified ad: This Ad Was Posted to Craig's List Personals: To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 05-27-09, 1:43 A M EST. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend and me, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message. First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911.45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, wasn't it? I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again]. After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car. Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that? Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number, etc.). In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you . . .but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day! Thoughtfully yours, Alex P.S. Remember this motto. An armed society makes for a more civil society! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigred vette Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superdutytd Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 That is HILARIOUS!!! I wonder if all of that was actually true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitsukiGT Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Funny, but if true that guy would be in allot more trouble than the burglar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ1o87 Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 That is HILARIOUS!!! I wonder if all of that was actually true. If half of what he wrote was true he would still be my personal hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70'sChevyGirl Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunky Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Funny, but if true that guy would be in allot more trouble than the burglar. Right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ1o87 Posted September 22, 2009 Author Share Posted September 22, 2009 Funny, but if true that guy would be in allot more trouble than the burglar. Right. You guys are no fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitsukiGT Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 LOL, that stuff is all stuff you wish you could do. He could have gotten away with calling his mom, but thats about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Senior Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 I'd have just shot him. I figure at my age, even if I'm convicted of anything, I'm more likely to die of old age, than a lethal injection from the state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjwvette Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 :lolsmack: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6spdg37s Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 that was greattt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewy Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/mugger.asp Here's another one like it. I think it's fake due to the fact that there are two VERY similar letters... Snopes is undetermined though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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