Poll

[KrisPKreme]

Ok, I have some options and need some feedback. Let me explain the situation. My wife, being a charitable person, decided that she wanted to feed the squirrels in our yard. Against my better judgement I agreed. She put some corn in the bird feeders and the squirrels lined up like a bunch of senior citizens at a Vegas buffet. This went on for a week or two and then I saw the damage. My 2007 Jeep Wrangler was being eaten by these stupid tree rats (squirrels). They chewed the hood latches down to nothing. Running boards, door handles, mirrors...anything plastic is gnarled up! So here are the poll questions:

 

Option 1: Replace the Jeep parts and move on.

Upside: Jeep looks better.

Downside: Less money to by Adams stuff with.

 

Option 2: Dress wife in a corn suit and lock her in the backyard. Watch through window and see what happens.

Upside: Unprecedented comedic value.

Downside: None that I can think of.

 

Option 3: This option will eventually involve the Florida Dept of Corrections.

Upside: 3 meals a day.

Downside: Group showers.

[Chewy]

Poll added... It's more fun that way!

 

I want to see a picture of your wife in a corn suit! lol