Team Adam's Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Oh man... too funny!! Even worse is that her husband believes her Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant 07 May 2010 13:45 | by Dean Wilson An American woman claims she became pregnant after watching a 3D porno. US military man Erick Johnson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical. It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said. What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation. “Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head. Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good porno. 3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema. You may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying at you. TechEye recommends contraception for your next trip to the cinema. You never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMADreamer Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 That's gotta be from the onion right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewy Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I sent that to Snopes... Hard to believe it's real... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordgrey Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 That's gotta be from the onion right? Please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Adam's Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 That's gotta be from the onion right? I sent that to Snopes... Hard to believe it's real... http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant Not claiming to be reputable, or realistic, but funny in any event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XQIZT Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 :willy:STOP THE INSANITY!! Its gotta be a joke. Actually, my fiance's dad is an investigator for NCIS and it is "odd" how many "rape" charges are filed just before a deployed spouse it supposed to return home. Never mind the fact that she may be 4 months prego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Adam's Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 LOL... I've heard that too from my buddy in the army. Lots of guys come back from deployment to find out their wives were "assaulted" but oddly none of them ever mention that in letters or phone calls? Hmmmm... must be a conspiracy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyAcadia09 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 claimin bs on that one.....he must be really stupid to believe this, either that or he doesnt want to believe his wife is cheating.....she's been oogling over someone real... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabigbratj Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 people these days :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyfox Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Tough to believe that anyone would fall for that, but I have met some very special "rocks" in the Army. Either that, or this dude has the worst case of denial I have ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimitedDodge Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 That must be some good ............ Oh sorry for that. But something has him hypnotized! That has to be one of the craziest things I have ever heared. Only because he believes it not because she is saying it. People will try some wild ideas to get away with cheating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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