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yea pretty much the entire safety course is based on watch out for other people always scan the road ahead etc etc;
When you are on a bike there are two kinds of people on the road... Those that don't see you and those that want to kill you.
Be careful and have fun.
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check out arthurs steak house north brunswick nj
Hey Dan,
Have one for me.....
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Congrats... What no award for the pizza...
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This was emailed to me so I thought I would share it.
Why we miss Rodney Dangerfield ... Because he said ...
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time
an egg.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she
won't drink from my glass!
Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy
negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.
A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over.
Nobody was home!
A hooker once told me she had a headache.
I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
I was making love to this girl and she started crying I said, 'Are you going
to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself now.'
I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you
put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off.
I knew a girl so ugly... they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the
roaches hang themselves.
I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?'
He said, 'Because you came home early.'
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the
Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; she called me from Chicago
last night.
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had
anything to play with.
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Junkman,
Very well put, I was involved with emergency services as a volunteer firefighter for fifteen years and all I can say is this was handled very poorly on both sides.
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Bummer. Yes, no good deed goes unpunished, right?
You took the words right out of my mouth.....
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Incredible!!!!! Love the revolver.....
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Rain stopped about an hour ago....
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I have never had one but the weird dream I was having this morning when I woke up I remember a little bit of.
My husband was using an Abacus to count.
:lol: Wonder what that means??
His calculator is broke......
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Didn't mean to hijack your thread Tom, I just thought it would easier to add to your's and keep it all in one...
Rick,
No Worries, I agree.
It was nice to meeting you as well I am sure we will run into one another again.
BTW these were my two favorites...
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Hey Gang,
My daughter Jessy and I took a ride to Mechanicsville Virginia yesterday for the Zip Corvette show and had the chance to watch the master apply his trade which for me answered a lot of questions.
In addition to the already impressive lineup of products I had the opportunity to try the new microfiber glass towels which performed incredibly well, needless to say I purchased a couple of them along with the 4 inch pads and some Americana paste wax.
I gotta tell you that meeting Adam for the first time is a truly a unique experience it was like running to an old friend that you have not seen in years.
Some shots from the show
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http://www.adamsforums.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8393&postcount=1
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Done... Great site.
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tmag whats up man how are things how is dolly that s funny amazing what can happen on this here internet thing lol.
Dan,
Things are good Dolly just received her results she is 7 years cancer free, Joe starts driving in March and Jessy is almost as tall as I am.
If you ever decide to travel the <st1:street w:st="on"><st1:address w:st="on">Blue Ridge Parkway</st1:address></st1:street>, give me a call.<o:p></o:p>
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Danny,
Welcome, Fancy meeting you here the truck still looks good.
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phil where in nj im in somerset maybe i should start going thru you for my products.
Danny,
Still riding with Middlebush........
Tom
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Welcome and enjoy...
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Welcome and Enjoy.... Beware this site is infectious
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Jarrett,
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Ernie,
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Jody,
:lol: 
The rescue has more dog's than beds :-(
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