This thread is turning hilarious.
Just wanted to give a quick update: I received the revive polish today and applied to the B-Pillars. No luck, didn't really make much of a difference. I even through some glaze on there, hoping it will fill in, still no difference.
At this point I'm thinking I'm either going to replace them and x-pel, buy a machine (nothing like an excuse) and fix the right way, or maybe I'll just leave it alone. Overall it looks great, it's one of those things that only I will ever notice.