musclejunkie

I need you.

This reminds me of an argument I had with an ex. I guess a woman needing a man is OK but not vice versa. Women desire to be "wanted" not "needed", according to my ex at least.

Anyways, I NEED THE JUNKMAN myself! Too bad he don't make "garage calls".

:banana:I can't believe this stuff. I always spritz my car with it before I dry and the paint looks and feels like it has just been corrected and waxed. Yesterday, a bird (rats with feathers), decided to splash my hood with excrement, while I was at work. When I pulled into the garage last night, the poop literally hit the fan. I don't have any WW yet so I got out the trusty DS and sprayed a liberal amount on the bird poop. To my amazement, the poop lifted with nary a spot in the paint. I have to believe that the DS builds up some extra protection over my wax every time I spritz the car when I wash. THANKS Adam's, once again for making such a superior product.

I showed my fiancee the pictures of this masterpiece this morning. Unfortunately she's not a pizza fan. I have no idea why. Anyway, imagine my surprise when she told me that she wants a piece of the Dagwood.

 

Growing up on the east coast, Pizza was one of my 4 basic food groups. Here I have a hard time finding anything that I would call worthy of being called a pizza. I'm hoping that that this will satisfy my cravings!!

:banned:Don't do it! DO NOT MARRY THIS WOMAN! WARNING WARNING WARNING!

There will be nothing but heartache ahead. Anyone who does not like pizza is seriously flawed. I tried for 17 years to get my wife to like pizza, first sending her to pick up pizza for me and my friends, making homemade pizza twice a week, going to pizza restaurants all over the country. It just didn't work out! I tried for 17 years and the only response I ever got was a reply that the pizza tasted like an abortion on cardboard. She also didn't like food and was satisfied with eating cereal three times a day.

As for a food group...AMEN! Although the dagwood looks mighty tempting, I'd rather make my own crust and sauce and the secret to homemade pizza is cooking it on a stone in a hot hot oven. Sadly, for weight loss and medical reasons, I'm off pizza. I can't eat just one slice. Anyone who can do this is superhuman.

Please junkman, close this topic before I have a pizza restriction attack and seal the coffin eating one of these dagwoods.

I'm on a liquid diet medical weight loss regimine.....THANKS for posting this!

:burnout:1965 gold metalic Pontiac GTO convertible, black interior. 389 tri-power / 365 HP, 2-speed automatic. Bought it for $500.00 in 1970.

I have a never seen or used a MF duster!

Careful! "MF" could be censored!

I recently bought a CA duster. I had one for my '93 Vette and it left streaks on the paint. Of course I didn't read the instructions concerning letting it air dry before first use, and I also used to put pressure on it. BOTH big NO NO's. I'm glad I watched Junkman's video on the Waterless wash method. I am now a certified professional duster. I can't stand any kind of dust on the paint and to wet wash the car every day or two is certifiably insane. I plan on using WW and CA duster immediatly as my car will be stored much of the winter in the garage. Still think that is a better alternative than a car cover.

I know I just got "bleeped" for using an inappropriate reference to a baby's behind. :lolsmack:Thanks for the warning!