>Todd's car< We need to talk. I feel you're not spending enough time with me.
>Todd's cell phone - What?!
<TODD'S car>>Todd's car< You've hardly washed me recently, let alone done a decent detailing.
>Todd's cell phone - How and why are you sending texts to me?!
<TODD'S car>>Todd's car< The other cars in the parking lot are starting to talk, and some of them are even snickering - especially the Infinity G37. That stuck-up snob just got a full detail that wouldn't even compare to what I normally get.
>Todd's cell phone - I must be working too hard. This is crazy!
<TODD'S car>>Todd's car< Yes, you are - which is why I'm feeling neglected. I think we need to see a professional about this. I got onto your work's network, and found a forum where several other cars were able to get help for their owners in getting back to what's important.
- NOTE TO SELF - Revoke car's Internet and Bluetooth privileges
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>Todd's car< We need to talk. I feel you're not spending enough time with me.
>Todd's cell phone - What?!
<TODD'S car>>Todd's car< You've hardly washed me recently, let alone done a decent detailing.
>Todd's cell phone - How and why are you sending texts to me?!
<TODD'S car>>Todd's car< The other cars in the parking lot are starting to talk, and some of them are even snickering - especially the Infinity G37. That stuck-up snob just got a full detail that wouldn't even compare to what I normally get.
>Todd's cell phone - I must be working too hard. This is crazy!
<TODD'S car>>Todd's car< Yes, you are - which is why I'm feeling neglected. I think we need to see a professional about this. I got onto your work's network, and found a forum where several other cars were able to get help for their owners in getting back to what's important.
- NOTE TO SELF - Revoke car's Internet and Bluetooth privileges
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