Snapshot of an Addict

[teamcrossworks]

I already introduced myself as an addict, but this morning's exchange with my wife prompted me to think of this fun thread that I'm sure many of you can add to.

 

Mid morning routine getting ready to drive the kids to school:

 

Wife: Are you their biggest customer?

 

(I knew right away what she was referring to... I had just received my latest "daily special" purchase still sitting by the front door)

 

Me: They run these specials that are hard to pass up.

 

Wife: How much "wax" do you need?

 

Me: It's therapy for me.

 

Wife: I think you're over-medicated.

 

It's now 3 hrs. later and I'm still grinning...maybe she's right.

Edited October 26, 2012 by teamcrossworks

[Redbeard]

Of course she's right!

But like my Dad reminds his wife when she comments on the money spent on his hobbies, "I don't drink or do drugs, I don't gamble or chase women, and you always know where I am." (in the shop he built behind the house)

Besides, like you said it's therapy for most of us, so you're doing her a favor...plus you're saving thousands on psychiatrist bills.

[Marylander]

That's the funniest come-back I've read all week.

[Chase@InsanePaint]

Lol. Right on man. She's a quick one!! Too funny!!

[parshooter]

But like my Dad reminds his wife when she comments on the money spent on his hobbies, "I don't drink or do drugs, I don't gamble or chase women, and you always know where I am." :

This is what I tell my wife

[GP3100]

This is the boss, and I'm inclined to not argue the expenditures of products prior to getting everything paid (bills)

 

However there will be room for some Adams in the very near future..

[70'sChevyGirl]

That's the funniest come-back I've read all week.

[Redbeard]

This is the boss, and I'm inclined to not argue the expenditures of products prior to getting everything paid (bills)

 

However there will be room for some Adams in the very near future..

At least she has a sense of humor about it. You know what they say, "If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."

Edited October 30, 2012 by Redbeard

[CODY-GTO]

LOL i was going to do a thread like this to show how much product i have been buying...Since im in japan, all of my boxes are going to my parents house. I was told last week that the UPS driver just comes to the door and says "he has ordered more stuff" That made my day lol

[babaron]

When I ask my wife about buying more Adam's stuff, she just says "Go ahead, it'll come in handy during the insanity hearing.":lol:

[69supersport396]

These posts are funny!

 

I could certainly hang out at the bar or some place like that, but I choose to give my $$ to Camaro and Chevelle parts vendors, and Adams. Mrs. 69supersport gets the benefit of having the most shiny car on the hospital parking lot!

[Marylander]

 

 

Who'd you hire to install your garage cabinets? M.C. Escher?

[GP3100]

They came with the house when we bought it, kind of handy to hide the detailing product!!

 

 

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