On a serious note I would be game for a few of the jumbo sized double soft microfiber fender protector towels. I have a cam, head, stall, LTH install coming up on the G8 and internal work and a wicked FI setup to go onto the TBSS. Can't hurt to have at least 2 so you don't have to keep moving it from side to side. Put it on one fender, do your work and not worry about any scratches.
Now on a not so serious but kinda really serious note, lifts rule and I wouldn't mind an Adams group donation for a wedding gift towards one.