Junkman2008

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Great suggestion!

Tyler, that looks delicious! I like to call that "pretty food". I ate at a restaurant that served pretty food once. After I got done, I paid my bill, and promptly drove to the nearest White Castle and ordered 5 double-cheese burgers to fill up all those empty pockets in my stomach that the pretty food left! Bill, that pizza looked good! Man, I bet if we bumped belly's we could cause lightning! Not one to be out done, how about adding to this thread... "The Junky Club Sammich!" (better than a sandwich, it's a Sammich!) I was hungry as usual tonight and I was determined NOT to succumb to another basket of chicken (AGAIN...) I eat more chicken than the law allows (talk about perpetuating the stereo-type ). So I broke out my chefin' skillz again and Dagwooded up another classic: The Junky Club Sammich. I get on this health kick every few months and start knocking off these calorie free puppies. Well, maybe 1 or 2 calories... You start with some Pepperidge Farms, sesame seed sourdough bread...lightly buttered and toasted: Next, "A sandwich isn't a sandwich without a scooping of Miracle Whip!" Now as far as bacon is concerned, I don't use that wimpy thin crap. I buy my bacon cut thick so that you will taste the flavor. I also never over cook the bacon until it's crunchy. I like my bacon soft. Now for some slightly melted Swiss cheese... Some fresh lettuce... And some thinly cut tomatoes.. Now we can add some meat! First the smoked turkey... ...and then some hickory smoked ham... You finally bring in the crane and hoist that puppy together: Lastly, no sandwich is complete unless you add some chips, your favorite beverage, and last of all, you have to cut it in half just like momma use to do. Well folks, it's off to the lazy boy and my coffee table! The Junkman

Yea, I'm looking for a bail out!

She wants to know if she gets the title to your Vette. I told her probably not and she said that would be a deal breaker. I guess that means no!

Because they have the holes for the hooks in the floor board, you want to use them by themselves. They do the most excellent job at protecting the carpet and because of their design. The mats hold liquids and other dirt in their dimples. I got them from Lloyd's. The best option you can go with if you use your Vette for a daily driver as they clean up easy and are sturdy as hell. I highly recommend. Once you get past the first month of urethane smell, you'll lov'em.

You will be hooked. Make sure you use the Digiorno brand (and the correct sausage). None of the other brands taste as good. As a former fat guy, I have done plenty of research!

$40 for a electric leaf blower. It can blow my cats around so water on your car is cake.

Give him time. He'll catch Bill slippin'...

Look at the legs on this Dane! He's like a dog supermodel!

Exactly. Especially if the car has been painted. The PC, although not as powerful as a rotary buffer can still wipe out the clear coat with the right compounds and enough applications so you could easily have different levels of clear on the car. Hey Adam, you haven't lived until you've shut an artery down!

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lol! Yea, it's not for the faint at heart but you'll never taste a pizza out of your own oven as good as this one. It is really addicting!

lol! I highly recommend that she not be looking!

EXACTLY! I use a leaf blower that I bought from a tool supply store for less than $40. It's electric and it will blow chunks of the driveway around. The key to using one though is to make sure that the ground and area where you are using it is wet. You don't want to stir up dust and have it settling on the car for you to grind into the paint while using your detail spray. Highly recommended.

From parka to but naked in 5 minutes!

I agree. I have come to the conclusion that anytime you can avoid actually touching the paint with anything, you have just eliminated another opportunity to leave a scratch.

You can learn a ton here!

I think you want your alcoholic beverages to create "swirl and haze"!

If you go to a do it yourself car wash, you'll find that the bay lights at the newer stations are excellent. I've been thinking about having 2 of those installed in my garage. I suggest you look into those. Right now I'm using the 5000 watt halogens. Not only bright but they'll heat you up too.

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You can if you look close enough. Check out this picture: In the middle of the area that I am working, you can see how flat it is. But as you check out the outer edges, you can see what looks like pimples. This is the orange peel that is notorious on the Corvette finish. Now I could take the time and sand the entire car down and make it smooth but I'm way to lazy and that is way too much work to do without getting paid! I figure I'll get the orange peel out one scratch at a time. lol!

Cut it up and put it on. Four-hundred degrees will take care of all the cooking needed.

The video was too boring so I put it in pictures!