Team Adam's Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Adam's Polishes - NEW! Adam's Colorado Car Wiper® with FREE BONUS! NEW! Adam's Colorado Car Wiper® with FREE BONUS! Made From Real Wood! The Latest Way To Dust Your Car One-Of-a-Kind Design! No Two Are Exactly Alike! Guaranteed To Give Your Car Scratches with Every Use! At Adam's we're always looking for that latest detailing innovation to help our customers take their cars to the next level and during a recent walk in the empty field adjacent to the warehouse we found it! Adam's NEW Colorado Car Wiper... the ultimate way to remove contamination from your valuable paint job!! Simply take the Adam's Colorado Car Wiper in hand and wipe away bird droppings, dust, dirt, debris, and reveal the deep rich luster of your cars primer! Works on clear coat and single stage paint jobs, and don't worry - its dual sided design means you can use either end! Thanks to breakthroughs in advanced tree-trimming technology we are able to select only the finest, all natural components that make Adam's Colorado Car Wiper the ultimate way to care for your car! Order today and we'll throw in a FREE bag of Adam's Premium tire cleaning nails. Take your rolling stock from drab to flat in just seconds with an old coffee can filled with rusty nails. Contents: (1) HA-HA! Its April Fools Day. Happy April Fools Day Everyone! In the spirit of the day lets hear your worst detailing product ideas. Razor blade filled clay bar? Dumpster scented interior cleaner? If your idea makes us laugh more than others we'll send you a little gift! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SYMAWD Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Adam's Car shampoo: now with kerosene additive for enhanced beading! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuckdaddy Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 sub'd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holder Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Sold, y'all always have the best stuff. I can't help but trust your testing on these new products. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69supersport396 Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Why mess around with clay bars? Go for The Brick! It lasts a lifetime. Never worry about paint correction on that same 'ol paint job again! If you drop it (and it doesn't break), you can keep reusing it, unlike clay bars, saving you time and money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Awesome Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Dang it sold out already. Guess I'll have to wait for the next batch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skibum_2011 Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 For that impressive metallic shine on your vehicle. Just spray on and wipe off for an impressive steel luster, or for you exotic guys aluminum and carbon fiber... Works for all your painted surfaces!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple87SS Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 This is simple. The worse detailing product idea= everything but Adam's products Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haysej Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Try Adam's new brake lubricant and cleaner. Are you tired of stopping to hear that brake squeak? Never stop again and you won't hear anymore squeaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Adam's Posted April 1, 2013 Author Share Posted April 1, 2013 Just a teaser shot of the Adam's Premium Tire Cleaning Nails: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 New Adam's Limited Edition Boulder Blonde Brush. Some companies go the extra mile for you, we went 10! The new Boulder Blonde Brush is made from only natural blonde hair. We've raided every barber shop and beauty salon in Boulder, Colorado to bring you this all natural brush. Made from the finest Blonde Oak and hair from only natural blondes, you will never find any peroxide or bleach. Looking to really spruce up your air intake? Sporting a clear bra or going topless? With its long, curvy handle, this brush won't leave you exhausted; you will never tire of it! Hurry while supplies last! · More Super-Soft Hairs! · Premium Quality #1 Blonde's Hair Brush · Ergonomic Design Safely Cleans Even the Most Delicate of Delicates · NEW Curvy Handle Design! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derekb Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Adams new powered leather and interior horse hair brush No more manual cleaning and scrubbing with this brush! 1 horse power engine powers it! Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALF01 Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Adams new detailing 'Mega-fiber" cloths, we take nothing but high grade, pure silica particles and direct bond them to the highest quality raw dish rag cloth stock to create this one of a kind product. Forget which direction you wiped last? Not a problem with our Mega-fiber cloth....it leaves thousands of tiny "directional arrows" in your finish so you're certain your next wipe can be at the proper 90 degree angle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewy Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 I've used this before it sucks! I left a review on the store as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blk05crew Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 New Adam's Deep Cleaning Wheel Spray! Contains high amounts of Magnesium Chloride to give your custom wheels that great pitted, peeling dull finish while it magically eats away your precious custom wheels! Just spray and watch it eat away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluedogGMC Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 I've used this before it sucks! I left a review on the store as well... You must not have used it right. I left my own review. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marylander Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 I'm waiting for Adam's brake-fluid based pre-wash solution -- better than an IPA wipedown, it's guaranteed to remove all prior waxes and contaminants -- including that crappy factory paint job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dv3andrs Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 How about the Adams undercarriage sprinkler cannon. Simply connect the bottle of the new acid formulated cleaner inline with the new rotating sprinkler head to really knock the dirt out from under the car. For that extra oomph connect it to a pressure washer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blk05crew Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 New Wheel Woolies!? NOPE, All New Wheel Steelies! Simply insert the wand into your favorite drill and your set! Not only will this new Wheel Steelie NOT fit into those small hard to reach areas, but it will also scratch and ding the crap out of your wheels and provide that beat up old wheel look! Now available in Adam's Red too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txab Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 (edited) Adam's "NEW" wax/polish line-up. The KIWI. Comes in specially designed, easy open can. Plus available in 10 different scents/flavors Edited April 1, 2013 by txab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txab Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 New Wheel Woolie attachment for your drill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SYMAWD Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Adam's High Gloss Deep Shine Tire Gloss Easy to apply Deepest shine possible Lasts for weeks Adam's High Gloss Deep Shine Tire Gloss is the tire shine of choice if you are looking for that show stopping shine and unbeatable protection. Adam's High Gloss Deep Shine Tire Gloss is not like the tire shines of the past, it is a revolutionary formula that is comprised of new revolutionary polymers combined with the highly coveted used motor oil straight from the Adam's Team's personal vehicles! It goes on easy and slings off like crazy giving your vehicle that mean, rough and tough look that we all crave. As you apply Adam's High Gloss Deep Shine Tire Gloss, your senses come alive with an overwhelming headache-inducing scent. So, go ahead and day dream a little about your favorite summertime experience on the beach, at the lake, or where ever it takes you. When you get back, the shine on your car will have you smiling all over again. You And your car deserve Adam's High Gloss Deep Shine Tire Gloss. Adam's High Gloss Deep Shine Tire Gloss is carefully crafted ensuring that each batch contains motor oil exactly 5,000.0000000000000 miles used and the quality is second to none. Guaranteed! Similar grade tire shines are selling for $100, $175 even $1,500, but none of them will out-shine Adam's High Gloss Deep Shine Tire Gloss. We back that claim with a 110% money back guarantee. Included are two Adam's tire dressing applicators. These applicators make Adam's High Gloss Deep Shine Tire Gloss glide on for a perfect shine and sling off even easier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassmaster Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Double rough 8 grit microsand towels for the most delicate of paint finishes sent from your HTC Rezound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camtx45 Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Introducing Adam's new discount line... Adam's/M Reduced shine Reduced protection Increased effort Guaranteed to take more work for less benefit! Buy the Adam's/M line today at your favorite discount store: Search Results for meguiar | AutoZone.com Pep Boys: Meguiar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihaveacamaro Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 (edited) Wipe Old. I can see the ad already. "Does your car shine too much? Is it just TOO glossy with Adams Car Care? Are you blinded while driving by that hood SHINE? Be a driving hazard no longer! Here at Stealyomoney Detailing Inc., we have products for every kind of enthusiast! Introducing the all new Wipe Old Magic Scrubber! If you order now, we will include a FREE complimentary 16 oz bottle of tap water lube. Simply spray the included water lube and scrub with the included scotch brite and watch as all the shine simply slides right off. It's like magic! No, it's like Wipe Old Magic Scrubber! Give your car's finish that personality it needs! No longer do you have to wait years for your new car's finish to match your own personality! You can even make designs in your car! All with this magical tool! The magic scrubber is not only the perfect shine remover but it can save you on COSTLY bills for pest control services! Got insect problems? No problem! Simply spray the included Water Lube and use the Wipe Old Magic Scrubber and watch as spider webs magically appear on your car and those pesky insects run away! Only 3 quick and easy payments of $19.95, plus shipping and handling. But wait, there's more. Order now and we'll throw in a whole another Wipe Old Magic Scrubber and lube for FREE! That's two magic scrubbers and two 16 oz bottles of water lube for only 3 payments of 19.95! Order now!" Contents Include: Edited April 2, 2013 by ihaveacamaro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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