694doorbird Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 "When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine" <o:p></o:p> "Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!" <o:p></o:p> "Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume" "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything." " U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club." " U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah" "Stop Global Whining" Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify. "The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight" "Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back" "What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil" "Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775" "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It" "Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon" "It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting" "Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl" "One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support " "My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College" "A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers" "If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kustom_FX Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 "What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil" That is a new one for me.. been laughing my @$$ off for a few on that one! Great Post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcss383 Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris@Adams Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 I like this one. "If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightMare Silverado Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 "Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back" sending this to my brother( marine fixed wing tech) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR6speed Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 As a Navy vet. I like this one. "One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbohcar Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 I hope you don't mind, I forwarded this list to a few friends that would appreciate it. Here's my fav: "Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70'sChevyGirl Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 I like: "When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laguna Posted June 5, 2010 Share Posted June 5, 2010 "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything." I had this one on the window of my barracks room when I was in. One night, a master sergeant walked by just monitoring the barracks as he was the SNCO on Deck and he passed my room then came back (my door was open and I was sitting there on my laptop). He walked in and said, is this yours? I said "yes, master sergeant" and I can't remember exactly but it was to the tune of "good ****, Marine, best bumper sticker I've ever seen". haha. Thought it was pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
694doorbird Posted June 5, 2010 Author Share Posted June 5, 2010 I hope you don't mind, I forwarded this list to a few friends that would appreciate it. Here's my fav: "Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!" I don't mind at all. In fact a friend of mine sent me this. I know that there are a lot of Vets, and current Armed Forces member here, so I had to pass it on. I was really hoping that everyone would enjoy the quotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordgrey Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 In the same vein, a grunt bud of mine just sent me this....... 5 MOST DANGEROUS THINGS IN THE ARMY 1. A Private saying, "I learned this in Basic..." 2. A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..." 3. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based upon my experience..." 4. A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..." 5. A Master Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this ****..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
694doorbird Posted June 7, 2010 Author Share Posted June 7, 2010 Those are pretty good also:thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dipolley Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Dangerous thing to say in the Air Force "I'll show. Here! Hold my beer." When I was in the air force the EOD guys had T-shirts that said "If you see us running, Sh*ts really F*cked up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IowaEmt1991 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Great thread!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiterp199 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 This thread is great, I got quite a chuckle out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianT Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 When I was in the air force the EOD guys had T-shirts that said "If you see us running, Sh*ts really F*cked up." :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OIF Vet Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 My personal favorite is: "US Army Snipers, Cleansing the world's trash one shot at a time" Rob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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