3PedalMINI Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Pulled this from another forum. Figured you guys would get a kick out of it A lady walks into a Audi dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Audi R8 and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh!t yourself when I tell you the price." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase@InsanePaint Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Hooooly crap!!!!!LMFAO!!!! Hilarious bro!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savi01 Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormChaser Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 I saw this on a garage forum I'm on. I do believe I saw you there!! Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 :lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PirateGoat Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Thats great:lolsmack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the1inblue Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Lol Sent from my DROID BIONIC using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBlack151 Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Love it! Too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pureshine Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 That was very funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egott_91 Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Very nice! How much?! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssbusdrvr Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 lmao:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redhawk243 Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 LOL <<--- one of the few times I mean it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golf for Life Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 As they say Haters gotta hate. LOL jokes on you all in the long run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreamworkz Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. Dream Workz Auto Detailing using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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