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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

Hope this gets everyone's Friday started right!
 
The new Miss Kentucky
This picture that will haunt her for the rest of her life:


Make-up and hair style .................. $500

New dress for the show ..................$700

Giant stuffed bear ................... $300

 
Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in her hand
.....Priceless!!!

Hope this gets everyone's Friday started right!
 
The new Miss Kentucky
This picture that will haunt her for the rest of her life:


Make-up and hair style .................. $500

New dress for the show ..................$700

Giant stuffed bear ................... $300

 
Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in her hand
.....Priceless!!!

Hope this gets everyone's Friday started right!
 
The new Miss Kentucky
This picture that will haunt her for the rest of her life:


Make-up and hair style .................. $500

New dress for the show ..................$700

Giant stuffed bear ................... $300

 
Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in her hand
.....Priceless!!!

Hope this gets everyone's Friday started right!
 
The new Miss Kentucky
This picture that will haunt her for the rest of her life:


Make-up and hair style .................. $500

New dress for the show ..................$700

Giant stuffed bear ................... $300

 
Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in her hand
.....Priceless!!!

I guess I shouldn't hassle my Boxster-driving friend for saying "Porsh-a" so much. I wonder if he learned the hard way.

Made me LOL
 
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out
> >
> > >as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
> > >neighborhood.
> > >
> > >She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if
> > >he had any odd jobs for her to do.
> > >
> > >"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
> > >much will you charge me?"
> > >
> > >The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
> > >
> > >The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
> > >need were in the garage.
> > >
> > >The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does
> > >she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
> > >
> > >He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
> > >
> > >The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
> > >those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
> > >
> > >A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
> > >"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
> > >
> > >"Yes," the blonde replied, " and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
> > >coats."
> > >
> > >Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it
> >
> > >to her.
> > >
> > >"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

Made me LOL
 
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out
> >
> > >as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
> > >neighborhood.
> > >
> > >She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if
> > >he had any odd jobs for her to do.
> > >
> > >"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
> > >much will you charge me?"
> > >
> > >The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
> > >
> > >The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would
> > >need were in the garage.
> > >
> > >The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does
> > >she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
> > >
> > >He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
> > >
> > >The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
> > >those 'dumb blonde' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
> > >
> > >A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
> > >"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
> > >
> > >"Yes," the blonde replied, " and I had paint left over, so I gave it two
> > >coats."
> > >
> > >Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it
> >
> > >to her.
> > >
> > >"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."

Looks great!

I was going to suggest a hammer and a chisel! 

HAHA! Way ahead of you... as soon as I get some spare time I'm totally MP 1 & 2 attacking mine! 

If only there were a sticky that covered the basics of taping.... and maybe if it discussed the difference between the different tapes that are out there..... hmmmm... 
BOOM! 
 
http://www.adamsforums.com/topic/20630-faq-what-kind-of-tape-should-i-use-to-mask-off-trim/
 

 
Tape is one of those mundane topics that gets overlooked a lot... but it can be an important part of your process. 

Where do I sign up?
 
What if you traveled all the way around the world and realized... I FORGOT MY DETAIL SPRAY! ARGH!

While watching the F40 episodes my wife immediately pointed to the TV with a sound of disgust in her voice and said
 
"Did you see all the swirls in that car! Why would they not fix that if they spent all that money on it?!?!"
 
All I could do is hold her and give comfort while letting her know everything is okay.

I got my GTP when I was 19 and modded as I could also. Best mod was the nose drive and smaller pulley. I needed a daily driver and went through some beaters. Then my Honda dies and I said now s the time I get another grand prix. So fun to drive. Thanks for the complements and sharing your story.

I'd love to see more pics of your gtx!  

lol specialty registration, yeah, ok. In many ways, cops issuing tickets are like dealers selling cars. Any BS they can say to make you believe them they will try, because they think it sounds legit enough to make people shut up. What they don't know is there are some people out there who aren't complete idiots.

Avid Blackhawks fan here! Game 1 and 2 were intense... Game 3 was DEAD... Blackhawks just didnt show up and it looked terrible. Game 4 was pretty heavy for sure. Lots of hard hits by the Bruins but the Blackhawks outlasted in the end.
 
Rask was so upset.... This cracks me up every time I watch it!

Keep the spare in your glove box and toss it up on your dashboard if you get pulled over again. Use the excuse you do not have the front bracket and do not want to drill holes in your bumper. I keep the front plate in the vette at all times but the cops shouldn't pull you over if you are driving within the law. You just got unlucky and drove by a jerk cop.

I would use that pushed in corner space for a pull out twin bed for those late nights you need to take a quick power nap while your sealants cure. Or for when you just want to fall asleep looking at your nice clean ride! 

It's amazing the difference sealing your glass makes
 
It's been raining all day, and twice already I caught myself just staring outside watching the water fall off the windows of my car. 
 
http://www.adamspolishes.com/p-498-adams-glass-sealant.aspx
 

Yay another CAPS fan. LOL one day we'll be here one day. I think Oats will get us to the CUP.
 
Sorry for going off topic.

C-A-P-S CAPS CAPS CAPS!!!!!!! I a Washington fan but I am pulling for Chicago to pull it off. I was glad that Boston knocked out the Pens though.

He woke up in a wrecked Bugatti!
 
Glad he's ok