DemoN Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Pushy sales man: “excuse me sir…do you have a second to hear about our product?” “whatcha got?” Pushy sales man: *points to booth* “revolutionary car detailing spray!” “I use Adam’s Polish.” Pushy sales man: “oh. well uh thanks for your time.” LMFAO true story, minutes ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE Mook Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Ask Faze for a 4oz. sample so you can take one to them. Do their Demo for them, using Adam's DS. Side by side. Watch them cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
02Xtreme07ss Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What's with these guys? I see them at almost every gas station I pass these days. I'm actually tired of telling them to stop approaching me with their snake oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE Mook Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 What's with these guys? I see them at almost every gas station I pass these days. I'm actually tired of telling them to stop approaching me with their snake oil. If you're like me, you carry a 16oz. DS hangin' from your jeans pocket all day. I see them approach, and I Pistol Pete them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRT8Girl12 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Ya, almost every time I stop at a gas station, they flock to me because they think I'm some dumb blonde who is going to buy their crap. Every time they approach I say, "Do NOT touch my car." One guy even walked away once and called me a b**ch. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matts88yj Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 Ya, almost every time I stop at a gas station, they flock to me because they think I'm some dumb blonde who is going to buy their crap. Every time they approach I say, "Do NOT touch my car." One guy even walked away once and called me a b**ch. LOL. He was just heartbroken he didn't even get a chance to ask for your number. If I ever see anyone approach me or my ride while I'm at a gas station and even think about putting their hands on either me or my ride, heads will roll. I mean that in the most kind and loving way possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marylander Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I'd never seen any of those guys here in the DC area until a few weeks ago I came across one at a gas station up near Annapolis. Pretty scuzzy looking salesmen. If that was at a station I frequented I would have told the owner to kick them off the property as I'd not be coming back as long as they were there. I REALLY wouldn't want them approaching my wife when she was alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRT8Girl12 Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I was actually car jacked at the same exact gas station these scuzzy people sell at about 7 years ago. So I TRY and be mean so no one will come near me. Always watch your back at a gas station. I learned that hard lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemoN Posted October 31, 2012 Author Share Posted October 31, 2012 I was actually car jacked at the same exact gas station these scuzzy people sell at about 7 years ago. So I TRY and be mean so no one will come near me. Always watch your back at a gas station. I learned that hard lesson. so what you're saying is next time it should go... Pushy sales man: “excuse me sir…do you have a second to hear about..AHHHHH MY $%&*^ING EYES!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z71_Denali Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 LOL, i saw those same guys at a valero in San Antonio just off of I-10 awhile back while passing through! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redbeard Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 I was actually car jacked at the same exact gas station these scuzzy people sell at about 7 years ago. So I TRY and be mean so no one will come near me. Always watch your back at a gas station. I learned that hard lesson. Thankfully I've never been robbed, but for some reason I often get approached at gas stations. I try to look like a badass at all times*, but apparently I can't help but give off a friendly vibe. Quite often when I'm filling up my motorcycle, someone will come over and say "nice bike" or tell me about one they own(ed), and I'm cool with that- I'll talk bikes or cars with anyone regardless of what they're into. (several weeks ago an old-timer spent a good 10 minutes telling me some cool stories about bikes he'd had over the years). But too often they'll ask for money or want to sell me something, etc. and you're pretty vulnerable out in the open like that...even with a helmet on! Though I suppose a well-aimed fuel nozzle could make an effective weapon... *highly unlikely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemoN Posted October 31, 2012 Author Share Posted October 31, 2012 LOL, i saw those same guys at a valero in San Antonio just off of I-10 awhile back while passing through! same guys?? the dude with the completely self-mirror-cut mohawk?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE Mook Posted October 31, 2012 Share Posted October 31, 2012 same guys?? the dude with the completely self-mirror-cut mohawk?? I've filled the SS up there I think! Whenever I'm at the gas station and I see those dudes, for real, if they approach me, I make the eye contact that says, "Ask me how I am, REALLY." Usually, they get the hint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyAcadia09 Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 If you're like me, you carry a 16oz. DS hangin' from your jeans pocket all day. I see them approach, and I Pistol Pete them! "Actual testimonial photos from Mook's account of such events" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Pushy sales man: “excuse me sir…do you have a second to hear about our product?”“whatcha got?” Pushy sales man: *points to booth* “revolutionary car detailing spray!” “I use Adam’s Polish.” Pushy sales man: “oh. well uh thanks for your time.” LMFAO true story, minutes ago. Too bad that wasn't a reflection shot. I'm too old to look too bad a$$, so I go for the "this guy is crazy and might bight off a finger" look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase@InsanePaint Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Lmao!!! This thread is FULL of WIN!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArmyAcadia09 Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 is that their caddy with the awful wire rims??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFairbanks Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 The thing I find funny is that his display banner looks like the car in the picture has a "bowtie". Doesn't he know who is officially licensed by GM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE Mook Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Pew pew pew hahahahahahahahahahaha Bite a finger off So good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vink70 Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 I had a girl walk up to me outside the grocery store and said hey you got a minute? I said to her, that depends, you have plans for dinner Friday night? She looked completely shocked and walked away. Never seen anyone come up with detail supplies outside a gas station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemoN Posted November 1, 2012 Author Share Posted November 1, 2012 Pew pew pew hahahahahahahahahahaha Bite a finger off So good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matts88yj Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 ^ :lol::lol::lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE Mook Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Where in the heck.... AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemoN Posted November 1, 2012 Author Share Posted November 1, 2012 beware texted pics, fool. they can and SHALL be used against you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE Mook Posted November 1, 2012 Share Posted November 1, 2012 Lesson Learned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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