THE Mook Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 A ) My photoshop skills suck. B ) To cover up a head with hair with one that doesn't have hair I had to make the head a little bigger to cover it all. No no no. I meant in real life! Tim and LDM 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 His beard is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it. Years ago, he built a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there. Every time he goes for a swim, dolphins appear. Alien abductors have asked him to probe them. If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost and you'd arrive at least 5 minutes early. His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder. The police often question him, just because they find him interesting. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body. His blood smells like Detail Spray. If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there. When it is raining, it is because he is thinking about something sad. The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect people miles away, in a slight, but measurable, way. His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number. He never says something tastes like chicken. Not even chicken. His organ donation card even lists his beard. He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe. He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. He lives vicariously, through himself. He once punched a magician... That's right. You heard me. He is, the most interesting man in the world. most-interestingman.jpg You forgot: Death once had a near-Dylan experience. MAYBEN and Captain Slow 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormChaser Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 This threat is EPIC! I remember when I met Mook and a few guys at Auburn Auctions. By like day 2 or 3 of the event we were deep in the details and I don't like using gloves when I do hand polish. I was using the revive and had been using it for a few hours on a few cars and so my hands were smurfette hands. Who walks up? Adam! I was embarassed but it didn't phase him! Good times! THE Mook 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beemer Posted June 28, 2013 Share Posted June 28, 2013 Dylan can sneeze without blinking. MAYBEN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDM Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Redbeard, Team Adam's, MAYBEN and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Adam's Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 HAHAHA! You guys are too much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feets31 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 I stayed away from this post after first reading it, thinking what could they be saying about a phone call. Clicked on it this afternoon and it was a great escape from work for awhile. Some well earned praise for several and some budding entertainers in the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JunkmansHomeboy Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 Dylans Car doesnt get swirl marks ..... Out of respect. When chuck norris goes to sleep he checks under his bed for dylan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsmith2013 Posted July 3, 2013 Author Share Posted July 3, 2013 This thread escalated quickly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug123 Posted July 3, 2013 Share Posted July 3, 2013 LOL... you guys are too much... trust me, I'm not a celebrity or diva by any stretch. Its always nice when I get a chance to grab phones and talk to a customer A nice group of people, even that Adam guy... ;-) I am sure your few clients (Like a certain black hot rod with silver pinstripes) might differ! What you can do with black paint is stunning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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doombert Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Google won't search for Dylan because it knows you don't find Dylan, he finds you. Your search - Dylan - did not match any documents. Suggestions: Run, before he finds you. Try a different person. Try someone less dangerous. MAYBEN 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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