GTO Guy Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Just hang a jock strap off your mirror. Works the same way. that is what inspired me! maybe next time i'll use my jock strap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marylander Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 I already got one of those. But I think you and I are the only ones who actually LIKE having the "boss" keeping us company. No, I was being sarcastic... you are apparently the only one that likes having the boss out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ryan Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Adam's Bikini Wax for Men Junkman's videos on it might be a bit...disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Adam's Posted March 2, 2010 Author Share Posted March 2, 2010 LMAO... you guys are great... I knew this thread would be a great one... keep em coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70'sChevyGirl Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 My idea... Bacon scent... who wouldn't love to open up a bottle of a new cleaner or wax and get a refreshing whiff of sizzling bacon? A vegetarian. How about the Junkman special.T-bone scented detail spray Mashed Potatoes and gravy Glass Cleaner and Apple pie Americana all served up on an Orange swirl killer pad and in bottles modeled after last years Centerfolds. :lolsmack: How about "The Supervisor's Detailing Chair". It would be made for your wife so that she could just sit in the garage and talk to you while you're detailing. Does that come with a Cabana Boy?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Adam's Posted March 2, 2010 Author Share Posted March 2, 2010 A vegetarian. C'mon... we all know vegetarians aren't real people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GXPaycheck Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Vegetarian: Old Indian word, roughly translated- "Lousy hunter". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Adam's Posted March 2, 2010 Author Share Posted March 2, 2010 Vegetarian: Old Indian word, roughly translated- "Lousy hunter". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug123 Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Polecat scented detail spray. No one would hang around and ask dumb questions when you are detailing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
03silvss Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 so dylan i thought you said you had something for the guy who made you laugh the hardest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiterp199 Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 so dylan i thought you said you had something for the guy who made you laugh the hardest How about a virtual pat on the back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTO Guy Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 hows about sending me some of that new glass sealer for making you shoot milk out of your nose. spoiled milk vrt...NASTY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Adam's Posted March 4, 2010 Author Share Posted March 4, 2010 We'll keep it open until Friday to see if anyone tickles my funnybone, but just so you guys can know whats coming to the winner: I had these stickers custom made by my VERY good vinyl guy... the stickers are one off, die-cut, black Adams logo, with a red pinstripe outline. These things look badass!! I'll also throw in a 4oz detail spray (can never have too many) these are coming out of my pocket, and I realize its not much, but heck... what do you want for posting stupid ideas on the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11chevz71 Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 That would look so sweet on my truck. i would put it right in the middle of the windsield so everybody can see what i use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
03silvss Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 thats awesome hahah very generous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolth Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 hard boiled eggs as your FMP can u smell it now in the middle of the summer days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11chevz71 Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Liverwurst smell americana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Adam's Posted March 4, 2010 Author Share Posted March 4, 2010 How about Super Tuff MACROfiber... a towel with fibers so large and abrasive that it introduces swirls easier than anything you've ever seen. Like an SOS pad for your paint!! Ideal for the guy whos car is perfect, but wants an excuse to detail it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
03silvss Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 haha that one is pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ryan Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 I think all adam's spray bottles should be switched to this model. The bottle matches the Detail Spray, how could Adam go wrong? (i really want that sticker) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigred vette Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 A bottle that is in the shape of the Junkman, and when you squeez it, it says " yo shine ain't gunna be like my shine!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11chevz71 Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 A bottle that is in the shape of the Junkman, and when you squeez it, it says " yo shine ain't gunna be like my shine!" That Great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trashauler Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Adams temporary paint protector. Spray it on and it will give you 30 minutes of protection on your paint so you can go to that bikini carwash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill-V8V Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 A bottle that is in the shape of the Junkman, and when you squeez it, it says " yo shine ain't gunna be like my shine!" And it farts while it polishes :lolsmack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70'sChevyGirl Posted March 4, 2010 Share Posted March 4, 2010 Some of these replys are hilarious. I love cheap entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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