Bill-V8V Posted March 28, 2011 Author Share Posted March 28, 2011 I'm seriously considering turning this into a 3 day weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nordgrey Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Winter boredom still rules here. Went grocery shopping and decided to make a contest out of it! 41 minutes from out the door to $130 grocery order put away! LOL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiterp199 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 So I just watched the Australian Grand Prix which I recorded on the DVR last night. Toward the end I made the decision that cars like the Dodge Journey should not be advertised during such an event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Just watched the Weather Channel.........Wed. snow showers, Thurs. snow showers, Friday.......SNOW!! Sat, snow showers! WTH??? And I'm leaving for the beach on the 7th. I may be driving in snow!!:explode::explode: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill-V8V Posted March 28, 2011 Author Share Posted March 28, 2011 Back to work today and my goal for the day is to remain calm, I'll fail by 9 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDM Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Just watched the Weather Channel.........Wed. snow showers, Thurs. snow showers, Friday.......SNOW!! Sat, snow showers! WTH??? And I'm leaving for the beach on the 7th. I may be driving in snow!!:explode::explode: Well Jeff did wash his VW yesterday... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70'sChevyGirl Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Well Jeff did wash his VW yesterday... :lol: My thought for today: Life without hopes and dreams is like driving a car with no destination. My car was covered in frost this morning and it was 17* I don't feel like working this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianT Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Well Jeff did wash his VW yesterday... He does have that magic touch!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDude Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Well everyone I lied. I worked on the VW afterall. I washed her It started raining this morning while I was in bed and rained until lunch. Jeff remember one thing this summer when it gets dry PLEASE WASH YOUR CAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ1o87 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 HAHAH. Not only did I wash her (and nearly got frostbite on my hands), but I used my Flex for the first time on my hood. Please note post #18. I apologize to you all. If any of you see me in person in the future, please do not bludgeon me with a Boars Hair Fender Brush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill-V8V Posted March 28, 2011 Author Share Posted March 28, 2011 Today was one of the quietest day ever at work, now I'll be up all night trying to figure out what I did wrong to cause that :willy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ1o87 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Today was one of the quietest day ever at work, now I'll be up all night trying to figure out what I did wrong to cause that :willy: Has that vette of yours been able to tear up the local roads yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill-V8V Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 Has that vette of yours been able to tear up the local roads yet? Drove it down the street the other day just to get it out of the garage and enter the OnStar contest and it sounded like I was sandblasting my wheel wells . Back to the garage until the street cleaners come out :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ1o87 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Drove it down the street the other day just to get it out of the garage and enter the OnStar contest and it sounded like I was sandblasting my wheel wells . Back to the garage until the street cleaners come out :( lol cheer up bucko, pretty soon you'll be zipping down the road with your hair blowing in the breeze. oh wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselDude Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Today was one of the quietest day ever at work, now I'll be up all night trying to figure out what I did wrong to cause that :willy: The calm before the storm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill-V8V Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 lol cheer up bucko, pretty soon you'll be zipping down the road with your hair blowing in the breeze. oh wait. And it is looking like I will be zipping down the road all the way to Carlisle this year :D:D And yes, I will have the sunscreen on my head so I don't blind oncoming traffic :willy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill-V8V Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 The calm before the storm. And it was really really calm so I am expecting a really really big storm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kustom_FX Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Why doesn't corn digest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ1o87 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Why doesn't corn digest? So it gives us immature men something to giggle about while on the throne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormChaser Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Why doesn't corn digest? Ya know...I never knew the answer...til I googled it HAHAHAHA Most of us have probably realized that after eating corn, it shows up in our stool. The corn in our stool can appear only hours after we eat it. Rest assured, corn in the stool is normal, and the reason we see the corn relates largely to our digestive tract, and also to evolution. Millions of years ago, our digestive systems were different. Primitive man was not a big meat eater. Primitive man had a digestive system with a longer digestive tract that was far better equipped to digest plant and vegetable matter. Back then, the appendix likely played a role in digestion -- a role it does not play today. Our teeth were different then, too. We had larger molars and smaller incisors. Larger molars meant that the difficult-to-digest plant material could be well chewed and mashed. Today, our teeth are smaller and many of us even have problems with our wisdom teeth (our largest molars), which are being phased out by evolution because our diets today really do not require them. (Our jaws are becoming smaller, and as a result the wisdom teeth have less room to grow in.) So how does this all relate to corn, and why it is seen in the stool? Since we have smaller teeth, we chew our food less effectively, and more of what we eat is swallowed only partially chewed, or not chewed at all. With corn, some of the kernels will be chewed fully, some partially, and the others will be unchewed and swallowed whole. Our digestive system today is not that good at digesting plant material anymore, much less whole kernels. They pass through our stomach and intestines, and appear in our stool to confound and entertain us. If you would rather not see any corn in your stool, I recommend that you just chew each mouthful into a mushy mixture free of any whole kernels. One last point I want to make is that it is not difficult for our digestive systems to pass corn kernels. It is really amazing what the digestive system can tolerate and pass. Drugs are frequently smuggled into the country by individuals who swallow balloons or condoms filled with the drugs. (These people are called "body packers.") In addition, I have read on several occasions about people who unintentionally swallowed their dentures, only to pass the dentures in their stool a few days later. I have also read of children swallowing thermometers passing them just the same. The human digestive system really is fascinating. But remember that we are slowly evolving over time -- our digestive systems are constantly adapting to our diets and our environments. Our digestive systems of today will not be the same as the digestive systems of humans thousands of years from now. Remember this the next time you enjoy your corn, or broccoli, or any other difficult-to-digest food product -- what kind of food might future generations be spotting in their poop? Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_can_humans_not_digest_corn#ixzz1HwbkqHzk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJ1o87 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Ya know...I never knew the answer...til I googled it HAHAHAHA I love this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StormChaser Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 I love this thread. LOL so true. I vote STICKY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiterp199 Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 what kind of food might future generations be spotting in their poop? maybe skittles. See the rainbow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1anonly Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 what kind of food might future generations be spotting in their poop? maybe skittles. See the rainbow! It's quite possible. I did google search to see what they are made of. A: Suger, corn, syrup, oil, fruit jucie, citric acid and hydrogenated palm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gone & Forgotten Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Have I mentioned I hate my job ? I hate my job too! Glad I'm not alone. Slowly working on starting my own business, but I can't quit my current job until I get all of my ducks in a row. Gotta do it right or not at all. and in the name of that freak viral video that was out a few years ago about Britany Spears, LEAVE AJ ALONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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