seibert1814 Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 Wet birds don't fly at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Adam's Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marylander Posted October 30, 2008 Share Posted October 30, 2008 My favorite two lines by Mark Twain: "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." and "It is easier to stay out than get out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjwvette Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill-V8V Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Don't just do something, stand there !!!!! I actually yelled that at my team of 10 and 11 year old football players when I was coaching, should have seen the looks I got Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRQuarto Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemmingway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huckleberry Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 (edited) Its better to have it and not need it. Than to need it and not have it. Edited November 18, 2008 by C6Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
70'sChevyGirl Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Don't sweat the petty things. Pet the sweaty things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 (edited) If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn? Edited November 17, 2008 by Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowvet Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn? YES IT WOULD:banana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill-V8V Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Don't sweat the petty things. Pet the sweaty things. :lolsmack: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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