The Ryan Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 When god gives you lemons you, FIND A NEW GOD. There is only one God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marylander Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 "Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggman Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Some great stuff here. A long time ago I had a boss whose reply to requests from other departments: (ususally, not to their face) "There's people in hell wanting ice water." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiterp199 Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 When god gives you lemons you, FIND A NEW GOD. I hope I did not offend any one with this comment it was just one I have heard before. It kind of made me think a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADRIDES Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Mom always said,"Don't play ball in the house." "Don't run with scissors" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marylander Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I hope I did not offend any one with this comment it was just one I have heard before. It kind of made me think a little. Nothing to worry about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris@Adams Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I hope I did not offend any one with this comment it was just one I have heard before. It kind of made me think a little. Thats all I wanted Ray, to make you think a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ryan Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 I hope I did not offend any one with this comment it was just one I have heard before. It kind of made me think a little. None taken buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Senior Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 if you make something idiot proof, someone just makes a better idiot! I love that one Kris, but I personally think it should read: If you make something idiot proof, someone just makes a dumber idiot. My favorite, especially at my age. "Life's short. Eat desert first." and one I wish I had seen much earlier. I read it in a book on "Investing." "You can't retire, Until your money goes to work." Think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 10 out of 10 people die of something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill-V8V Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Any idiot can make a V8 fast, it takes a special kind of idiot to make a V6 fast Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marylander Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience :lolsmack: I love that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ryan Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 He who dies with the most toys; is still dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianT Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 One from college I thought up... Its all fun and games until someone gets pregnant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gymrat7953 Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Courage is when you're affraid and you saddle up anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gymrat7953 Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Its not global warming ... Chuck Norris was cold... so he turned the sun up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolth Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 U guys crack me up My 6 yr old son reply to me one day with this... If this day is yesterday, tomorrow is this day, today will be tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Bend over and cough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ryan Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 Bend over and cough. Visit the Doc today Rich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ryan Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 "If at first you don't succeed, give in and read the dang instructions" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFan Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 \"Don\'t piss on my head and tell me that it\'s raining\" I use this at least once a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug123 Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 \"Don\'t piss on my head and tell me that it\'s raining\" I use this at least once a week. I have also heard it as "You can't piss on my head and tell me it's raining". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
repomann7 Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 One that always stuck with me was "If you tell the truth you never have to remember what you said" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawson4450 Posted March 11, 2010 Share Posted March 11, 2010 this is my dinner prayer : Now i sit me down to eat pray the Lord my stomach do keep If i should get full before i finish my plate I pray the last piece of desert no does take. yes I made that up and yeah im a geeennniiouuuusss lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FASN8N Posted March 12, 2010 Share Posted March 12, 2010 "Life's tough......It's even tougher if you're stupid." -John Wayne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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