AmyAtAdamsAustralia Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 For a little fun I'd thought I'd share a game. All sentences must start with You know you're a detailer when... Keep chat to a minimum. Eg. ... you have a separate load of washing just for your pads and microfibre towels ... you use your headlights at night to see the swirls on the cars in front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laguna Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 ... you look at a $100,000 car while all your friends are gawking and say "that car looks like @#$!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyGator Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 ... you look at a $100,000 car while all your friends are gawking and say "that car looks like @#$!" That is sooooo true. Even my son does the same thing. ... you cringe when you see someone dry wipe their car at shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holder Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 ...you offer to detail a friends brand new car for free because you don't want then to swirl up the finish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ryan Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 ... You own more microfiber towels than pairs of underwear. via Tapatalk, excuse my spelling please. josephk10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egott_91 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 ...you spend more on car care products then you do groceries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase@InsanePaint Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 You know you're a Detailer when you buy a BRAND NEW car, and you can't wait to: clean & condition interior, wash & dress engine bay, 2-bucket wash, clay, polish, IPA wipedown, debadge, seal paint & wheels, and top it all off with Americana Paste Wax. Lol....... josephk10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase@InsanePaint Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 You know you're a Detailer when you'd rather do a paint correction and protect your car, over ANY OTHER household chore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarbeyondDriven Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 when your car is SPOTLESS but your house (or room) is a disaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenneth Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 You know your a detailer when it's below freezing outside and your washing the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase@InsanePaint Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 You know you're a Detailer when you get EXCITED to spend time in your garage ALONE and WORKING on paint..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE Mook Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 ...you can't stop pointing out junk paint on auction shows and food show host's cars to your wife. ...you WWed then In and Out Sprayed your paper dispenser at the warehouse. ...glass sealant is on every surface possible inside your house. ...you keep your truck clean enough to park in said warehouse almost 24/7/365. Mook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmyAtAdamsAustralia Posted December 18, 2012 Author Share Posted December 18, 2012 .... you walk to your car in a carpark and bob up and down to see if there are any swirls in the sunlight. (hopefully I'm not the only one) Captain Slow 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 your Brother buys a new car and on his way home from the dealer calls and asks when your availble to take care of his new ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExpressThis13 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 when your looking at other rides either walking or driving and running through processes in your head on how to make that car or truck like it should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Machine Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 You know you're a detailer when you avoid going through puddles on the road. You know you're a detailer when you don't park under a tree even if its closer to your home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmorlan Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Well. I guess I'm a detailer. I meet more than a few of these crazy criteria. Lol. Sent from my futuristic Apple device while in my office doing nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
novicetyer Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 You know you're a detailer when you pull into a parking lot and you scope out the best place to park to avoid other people parking next to you and the lawn sprinklers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 When the FedEx guy asks why you haven't gotten a shipment from Adam's in a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johns85mcss Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 When you drive around huge puddles in the street. From sprinklers out of aim, giving free water spots as you drive by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johns85mcss Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 When you drive around huge puddles in the street. From sprinklers out of aim, giving free water spots as you drive by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
butchman Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 You and Carl (Fedex guy) are on a first name basis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Boz Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 .... you have super strong calves from parking your car in the last possible spot in every parking lot. .... you are far more concerned about the one smudge on your windshield while other cars look like they have driven through a spider web patch. .... you see the cheaper quality car care products in a local retail establishment and get that little smirk on your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE Mook Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 CLARIFICATION: DRIVING AROUND PUDDLES AND SPRINKLERS IS JUST GOOD COMMON SENSE. Yeehaw! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diggerdan11 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 ...When you go to a really nice Classic Car Show and spend 90% of your time pointing out swirl marks in the paint. ...When at the same car show, your wife does the same thing. ..when you feel sick to your stomach when you see someone dry a classic car off with a cheap red shop towel ...When you have more pictures of your freshly detailed cars, then your children Beemer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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